The Phat Stack
$9.50Two smashed patties, aged cheddar, pickle brine mayo, sesame bun that's been buttered twice.
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PhatDonald's
Double-fried, triple-salted, cut fresh every morning by a monkey with a chain wallet. Burgers too. Mostly fries.

Four things. All of them good. That's the whole idea.
Two smashed patties, aged cheddar, pickle brine mayo, sesame bun that's been buttered twice.
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Double-fried, tossed in green chili salt. The basket is the size of a small dog.
The whole reason
Eight pieces, buttermilk brined, honey-hot dip that comes whether you asked or not.
8 pc
Malted vanilla, crushed pretzel, a swirl of banana. Thick enough to bend a straw.
Rotating flavorTen visits, eleventh basket free. No app, no email, just a card we stamp with a fork.
Order after 2am and the fries come large. We don't make the rules, the monkey does.
Printed on demand, shipped from the nearest press. Small runs, no warehouse.
Relaxed fit black cotton, logo t-shirt S–2\4XL, multiple colors.
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Mascot emblazoned on the chest. Kangaroo pocket for you extra Phat Stack. S–3XL.
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11 or 15oz, green wrap print. Holds coffee, holds regret, holds up in a dishwasher.
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7842 Prairie Ridge Drive, Pleasant Prairie, WI 53158
11am – 4am daily9317 Cooper Road Somers, WI 53171
11am – 2am daily14256 199th Avenue Bristol, WI 53104
10am – midnight